Reiki Shmeiki

About

What in heaven's name is Shmeiki? And why is it so much better than Reiki.

About

Reiki Shmeiki

Wisdom

Get mislead with Shmatsangs, confused by Smartians, and turned on with Shmechniques

Wisdom

Reiki Shmeiki

Shmospels

Read about Shmeiki Baba IV's Great Walk from Goa to Dharamshala.

Shmospels

Reiki Shmeiki

Shmeikileaks

Learn about the Government plot to destroy Shmeiki

Shmeikileaks

Reiki Shmeiki

Shop

Never has shopping been so damn spiritual

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Welcome

It's time to say: Reiki, Shmeiki! You see, where Reiki can be dry and serious, Shmeiki is sexy, juicy and spontaneous. Join us in this exciting adventure, where we expand our minds as well as our bank balances.
Learn how to Open to your Inner Retard, get sweaty with Shmantra, sharpen your wits with Sadopassana, and where permitted, blow away outdated beliefs with Shmentheogenic Experiences.

Blessings to the Great Smother, and all her multidimensional children.

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Ready for some Shmeiki?

If all is one, everything must be equally holy, and equally shmoly.

Yes, Shmeiki is here to smash spiritual self-righteousness, and replace it with the light hearted jester, so we can get the good out of new age practices, without getting stuck with the crap.

Warning: If you are traditionally minded, in denial of your dark side, if you have a bit of an ashram face, or are just a little too proud to wear your yoga teacher's t-shirt, you will find some ideas here quite confronting.

With this in mind, there's a couple of things you need to confirm:

You are over 18?

You are willing to make fun with spirituality?