About

The Om Shmeiki Healing Foundation is dedicated to spreading the word of Shmeiki through humour, and joyful groups and seminars, using Shmeiki techniques, such as Shmantra, Wasabi snorting and Opening to the Retard Within. The current Shmeiki Baba, Sri Sri Shmeiki Baba IV, presides over the Om Shmeiki Healing Foundation. He is the fourth person in history to receive the Shmeiki Channel. The miracle occurred at a party in Goa in 2005 where the Shmeiki Baba emerged to one Michael Simkin of England, in the form of a talking haemorrhoid.

This is the first reemergence of Shmeiki in more than 1000 years. Shmeiki provides a system of returning to a state of primal joy, by dropping conditioning.

Through the Om Shmeiki Healing Foundation, you can take part in Shmantric sex, psychedelia, practical jokes, opening to the retard within, and other secret shmeiki techniques (shmechniques) which bring us back to a state of total fulfilment, where we are left naked and human.

Shmeiki.com contains information about the Shmeiki 1 Course, as well as The Shmeiki Teachers Training Course. You can also read Shmeiki Baba’s Shmatsangs, and purchase your Shmeiki Rubber G-Strings.

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