Category: Shmatsangs in English

As we sit here together, meditating, our focus entirely in the moment…here… and now… let’s bring our attention to the energy flowing up our spines…it starts as a tickling sensation in the lower back, and….. no, it’s not your neighbour’s foot, Neru, sit down. So now, as we go deeper inside…yes…deeper… and deeper… we tune [...]

Earlier today Osnat, who is sitting here on my left side , wearing those big hoop earrings, came up to me very upset, because she feels insulted by some of the people in this group, so today, I want to offer her an opportunity to talk through her issue. So Osnat what do you have [...]

All the while, our world spins round the sun, never missing a turn, Shmeiki Baba continues to share his knowledge. This week, he’s running a special seminar on how to develop a profit making cult. ” …..Friends, everyone sitting here knows it’s better to avoid cults, but since the recession has arrived, and a war [...]

Om Shmeiki Om money pad me Stick it up your bum Shoham, could you read today’s first question? Yes Babaji….. I’ve been watching a lot of conspiracy movies on the internet like Zeitgeist, and Loose Change and I reckon they are right – there is an evil elite ruling the world. I reckon that after [...]

……I’m so happy to look at all your smiles and gleaming eyes, and to experience the great love in this room.……Despite my wish to preserve this delightful atmosphere, I’m going to talk about our identities and our poses, in light of the recent riots in Akko, which have begun to spread around the country. Much [...]

Friends, once again as we sit together, let us align ourselves with Shmeiki. Let’s return to bliss, as we sing together the great Shmantra: Shmoooooooooooooooooooom. Shoham please read the first question. Shmeiki Baba, you’ve been looking a little peaky recently, have you been having enough Shmantric sex? What a perceptive question. And whoever asked it, [...]