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1. kasper Jan 2nd 2009
   

   Oh, Great Master

   I yearn for your enlightened teachings, for my gelatinous wart-infested body has no other delight in life but immerse itself in the radiant essence of Your Teachings.
   Were it not for Shmeiki, I would still be swimming upstream in the foul river of meditation, yoga and false-bearded gurus.
   You, on the other hand, are the only possible True Guru, for you are as stupid, ugly and ignorant as I. It is therefore imperative that we are one.
   Ommm
   Oneee
   Ommm
   I can not receive Your Teachings first hand, though, as I reside on the other side of the globe. But oh, please, Shmeiki Baba, I would like to open our first Southern Hemisphere Shmeiki Center, with your permission, for Your Teachings should spread like mould on a Swiss cheese. I have therefore attained a prime estate on the lovely island of Antarctica. The populace of the place consists mainly of walruses and penguins, who for most part are still fully uneducated and in a state of utter barbarism. With your consent I shall go forth and save their souls before religion gets to them…

   Your servant

   Anandakaspram Shivamoreauxiri

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