Jonathan buys the Chakras

Shmeiki Baba’s chakras were sold to Jonathan a devotee of Shmeiki Baba yesteday, for $0.99 US. Jonathan described his purchase as “a bargain. I was willing to pay a lot more, but luckily for me, no one else bid.” Asked what benefits he felt the chakras had bought him, he answered, “well, durr, none, its just a joke, we all know chakras don’t exist!”