Shmeiki Baba’s chakras were sold to Jonathan a devotee of Shmeiki Baba yesteday, for $0.99 US. Jonathan described his purchase as “a bargain. I was willing to pay a lot more, but luckily for me, no one else bid.” Asked what benefits he felt the chakras had bought him, he answered, “well, durr, none, its [...]

Earlier today Osnat, who is sitting here on my left side , wearing those big hoop earrings, came up to me very upset, because she feels insulted by some of the people in this group, so today, I want to offer her an opportunity to talk through her issue. So Osnat what do you have [...]

All the while, our world spins round the sun, never missing a turn, Shmeiki Baba continues to share his knowledge. This week, he’s running a special seminar on how to develop a profit making cult. ” …..Friends, everyone sitting here knows it’s better to avoid cults, but since the recession has arrived, and a war [...]

Om Shmeiki Om money pad me Stick it up your bum Shoham, could you read today’s first question? Yes Babaji….. I’ve been watching a lot of conspiracy movies on the internet like Zeitgeist, and Loose Change and I reckon they are right – there is an evil elite ruling the world. I reckon that after [...]

Friends, once again as we sit together, let us align ourselves with Shmeiki. Let’s return to bliss, as we sing together the great Shmantra: Shmoooooooooooooooooooom. Shoham please read the first question. Shmeiki Baba, you’ve been looking a little peaky recently, have you been having enough Shmantric sex? What a perceptive question. And whoever asked it, [...]