The Shmeiki Healing Foundation Website » Uncategorized http://shmeiki.com Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:58:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 Jonathan buys the Chakras http://shmeiki.com/2008/12/jonathan-buys-the-chakras/ http://shmeiki.com/2008/12/jonathan-buys-the-chakras/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 11:13:56 +0000 admin http://shmeiki.com/?p=173 Shmeiki Baba’s chakras were sold to Jonathan a devotee of Shmeiki Baba yesteday, for $0.99 US. Jonathan described his purchase as “a bargain. I was willing to pay a lot more, but luckily for me, no one else bid.” Asked what benefits he felt the chakras had bought him, he answered, “well, durr, none, its just a joke, we all know chakras don’t exist!”

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Friends, those of you with facebook accounts, are invited to join the Om Shmeiki Healing Foundation Facebook Group. You can discuss your concerns there, whilst we still don’t have a forum here.

Love

Shoham

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Yesterday a follower asked Shmeiki Baba, ‘what is life?’ Almost immediately, Shmeiki Baba, sitting in his comfy armchair, went into a trance, and this is what he channelled:

Life drinks from its own fountain
Life is the fourth side of the triangle
Swimming in synchronicities
Deliberately devastating
Colliding with comets

Life delivers
And is delivering
For life is ablaze
Life is in orbit
Life is sauce for the source

Life say answer lie in question
Life is a search for the word ‘zit’ on Youtube
Life is a gangster rapper
Clutching at straws,
Gnashing his jaws, soothing his sores

Life is….
to the left 2, 3, 4,
to the right 2, 3, 4
But life is little interested in law and order

Life is a phenomenal phenomenon
Responsible for irresponsaliberties.
Life has marmite in its underwear
Life is eating Gado Gado in the Gazebo

Life says, “Because I’m worth it, with or without Pantene.”
Life finds vegetarians quite chewy
Life offers meditation, crystal healing therapy, and Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Life has been kidnapped by group of disabled Zionist lesbians,
armed with jars of gluten free marmalade in orthopaedic stockings.

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